No Spend September: Days 5-7, Labor Day weekend

Labor Day Weekend would normally cost probably at least $100.  I should look back at Mint and compare this LDW with the last two.

Day 5 was a NO SPEND DAY, despite the hullabaloo.  It was Tour de Fat, aka the biggest holiday in Fort Collins.  We hosted a breakfast at our house before the bike parade.  We provided eggs and bacon (already in our fridge) and then we had everyone bring an item, potluck style.  I went as a “Golden Girl” because I was a girl in all gold.  I already owned the gold leggings, gold skirt, gold shoes, gold belt, and gold jewelry, and then I borrowed gold makeup and a gold shirt.

STAND BY FOR PICTURE…I only took photos with my polaroid that weekend.  Cool, but not convenient.

After breakfast we biked to the parade and then made the mistake of going to the festival.  I end up at the festival every year, and I mostly hate it every year because it is full of half-naked drunk folk and their children.  The only redeeming part of the festival was the Honeymoon Cabaret show we happened upon in a secretive sideshow tent labeled “Le Tigre.”   I can’t even describe what we witnessed in that tent.  It involved a dress made out of fake (hopefully?) hair and pasties that looked like chewed gum.  HORRIFYING, but worth it.

It was quite nice to not be tempted by beer because a) it saved me probably a good deal of money and b) I didn’t have to stand in any lines!  I had a massage scheduled for later in the day (I have a membership so this is a regular part of my budget) and it was totally worth it to show up and not have her chastise me for being dehydrated.

My Tour de Fat survival tips:

  • Costumes don’t need to make sense so use what you have.
  • Watch the parade, don’t ride in it.  It is slow and you will probably fall down or get mad.
  • Avoid the festival and having to park your bike because you’re gonna have a bad time, unless you love challenges and huge groups of people, and/or you hate yourself.
  • Get everyone together beforehand because you’ll lose them immediately when you get downtown.
  • Basically, dress up, watch the parade from the south side of the route, and then leave immediately.

On Day 6, we went to see Built to Spill and Lucero at Red Rocks.  We had tickets prior to No Spend September so we didn’t have to pay for those.  We normally buy dinner on the way to Red Rocks or eat at the venue, but instead we got everyone to leave early and we took our portable grill so we could have a cookout.  I spent $10 at King Soopers for stuff to grill and a case of sparkling water (this covered both me and Andy’s meals) and filled my car up with gas ($26).

The show was excellent.  The company was excellent.  It was a beautiful way to end the summer.  And then we drove home and the peanut gallery in the back spent most of the time telling me how My Brother, My Brother, and Me sucks and he could make a much better podcast.  FYI, MBMBaM does not suck and it’s hilarious so listen to it.

The crew of the new podcast "Drunk Jerrod Hates Everything"

The crew of the new podcast “Drunk Jerrod Hates Everything”

Day 7 was spent resting and grilling.  It was also a NO SPEND DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Total spent on Labor Day Weekend: $36

Total fun had: All of it

Total number of beards in our group at Red Rocks: Five–three very full beards attached to glasses, one that hates everything, and one who shares my love of pop music.